Shoplifting

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daveomak

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This 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting. 
When she went before the judge in Cincinnati he asked her,


"What did you steal?[color= rgb(31, 73, 125)]”[/color]

She replied, "A can of peaches."

The judge asked her why she had stolen the can of 


peaches, and she replied that she was hungry.

The judge asked her how many peaches were in the 


can.

She replied, "6."

The judge said, "Then I will give you 6 days in jail."

Before the judge could conclude the trial, the woman's


husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say 

something.

The judge said, "What is it?"

The husband said, "She also stole a can of peas."
 
LOL...good one Dave.
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