A couple was out to eat at a local steakhouse, and the woman was having trouble deciding what to get, so her husband ordered first.
"I'll have the filet, cooked VERY rare" he said.
"Aren't you worried about the mad cow?" the waiter responded with concern.
"No" he replied, "she can order for herself..."
Later that night, the man was changing to go to bed and caught a look at himself in the mirror.
"I look wrinkly, old, balding, and fat" he said, "tell me something nice to make me feel better."
"Well," his wife said, "your eyesight is dang near perfect!"
"I'll have the filet, cooked VERY rare" he said.
"Aren't you worried about the mad cow?" the waiter responded with concern.
"No" he replied, "she can order for herself..."
Later that night, the man was changing to go to bed and caught a look at himself in the mirror.
"I look wrinkly, old, balding, and fat" he said, "tell me something nice to make me feel better."
"Well," his wife said, "your eyesight is dang near perfect!"
