What is Celibacy?

rabbithutch

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• Jun 6, 2012

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(Just got this from a friend.)

What is Celibacy?

Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by
circumstances.

While attending a Marriage Weekend, Paul and his fiancee
Laura listened to the instructor declare, It is essential that
husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.

He then addressed the men.

" Can you name and describe your wife's favorite flower?"

Paul leaned over, touched Laura arm gently, and whispered,
"Gold Medal-All-Purpose, Isn't it?"

And thus began Paul’s life of celibacy.

 

dewetha

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• Jun 6, 2012

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lol. good one to add to my anti feminists toolbox.

i have some women friends who fly off the handle at jokes like that. no sense of humor so when they get on my nerves i push a few buttons

so...

why do women where white at a wedding? so they will match the appliances!

 

rabbithutch

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• Jun 13, 2012

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I got that from the person outside my family that I've known the longest . . . a girl who was in the Cradle Roll class with me at our church when we were about 2 years old (that's too damned close to 70 years ago to be comfortable).

She is a strong believer in equal treatment for women, though not what I'd call a feminist. AND, she's got a great sense of humor!

 

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• Jun 13, 2012

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 LMAO!  Now that was good!

Mike

 

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