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FOUR RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE

1.Money can not buy happiness, but it’s more comfortable to cry in a Corvette than on a bicycle.

2.Forgive your enemy, but remember the arse's name.

3.If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again.

4.Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk.