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Golf Mishap

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A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the Doctor asked him, 'What happened to YOU?'

"Well. I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our golf balls into a field of cattle.We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of the cows had something white in its rear end. I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it --------- stuck in the middle of the cow's ass.
Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife 'Honey, this looks like yours!".......
'I don't remember much after that'
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OK took me 10 minutes to stop laughing. my office staff Thought that I'm crazy 

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th_HaHAAHaa.gifNow that is funny

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