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The Texas Good Samaritan

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While hiking down along the border this morning, I saw a Muslim extremist fall into the Rio Grande River . He was struggling to stay afloat because of all the guns and bombs he was carrying.
Along with him was a Mexican who was also struggling to stay afloat because of the large backpack of drugs that was strapped to his back. If they didn't get help, they'd surely drown.
Being a responsible Texan and abiding by the law to help those in distress, I informed the El Paso County Sheriff's Office and Homeland Security.
It is now 4 PM, both have drowned, and neither authority has responded. I'm starting to think I wasted two stamps.
 
 

 

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Yes indeed, and the price of stamps went up, too!

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Dang-such a waste. . . .

 

 

 

 

 

of stamps!

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What kind of guns were they? 

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God bless Texas  yahoo.gif

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