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Secret to a Long Marriage

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With a man soon to celebrate his 50th wedding anniversary at the church's marriage marathon, the minister asked Pete to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he managed to maintain his marriage with the same woman all these years.
The husband replied to the audience, "Well, I treated her with respect, spent money on her, but mostly I took her traveling on special occasions."
The minister inquired, "Trips to where"?
"For our 25th anniversary, I took her to Beijing, China."
The minister then said, "What a terrific example you are to all husbands, Pete."
Please tell the audience what you're going to do for your wife on your 50th anniversary."
Pete said, "I'm going to go get her."
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post #3 of 10

hmmm.........I'm coming up on 25 in sept !?!?


maybe this is how to make it to 50

post #4 of 10

jaw-dropping.gif Good one.

post #5 of 10

A friend of mine has been happily married for 18 years.   5 of the 8 to his first wife, 7 of the 12 to his second wife and 6 of the 10 to his current wife!

post #6 of 10

I have been married for 40 years this year -- I think our secret was that I work the day time and the misses worked the night time icon_eek.gif  the other strange thing is that we have three children icon_lol.gif

post #7 of 10

LOL so that's how ya do it

post #8 of 10
Love it lmfao

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post #9 of 10

yup 33 years this year

post #10 of 10

That works for me!

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