Birthday Ring Bologna

nepas said:

Naaa not really.

But here is a tip

If your going to use a meat probe or check IT with a thermapen type, Stick in the top ends of the sausage, not the sides. Or just eliminate using a probe at all because it acts like a heat sink and gives false readings because the hot fat stays at the tip of the probe. (probe tip does the reading anyways)

Well thats how i do it anyways

Your results may vary.

Dont try this at home

Ask parents permission

And wait theres more

Just pay xtra processing and handling

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Ask your doctor before taking anything that may kill you

No harm to sausage or probes was done in the typing of this post  

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