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A conversation in heaven



SYLVIA: 
Hi! Wanda.

WANDA: 
Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die?

SYLVIA: 
I froze to death.


WANDA: 
How horrible!

SYLVIA: 
It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from
 
the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, 
and finally died a peaceful death. 
What about you?

WANDA: 
I died of a massive heart attack. 
I suspected that my husband was cheating, 
so I came home early to catch him in the act.
But instead, I found him all by himself 
in the den watching TV.

SYLVIA: 
So, what happened?


WANDA: 
I was so sure there was another woman
there somewhere that I started running
 
all over the house looking. I ran up into 
the attic and searched, and down into the 
basement. Then I went through every closet 
and checked under all the beds. I kept this up 
until I had looked everywhere, and finally 
I became so exhausted that I just keeled over 
with a heart attack and died.

SYLVIA: 
Too bad you didn't look in the freezer 
---we'd both still be alive.

 

 

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Did not see that coming!....Good one...JJ

post #5 of 6

LMAO I agree I never saw that coming 

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ROTF.gif Caught me by surprise too.

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