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The Pirate

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                           The Pirate


                                       A pirate walked into a bar, and

                                      the bartender said:


                                       "Hey, I haven't seen you in a

                                      while. What happened? You look



                                       "What do you mean?" said the

                                      pirate, "I feel fine."


                                      "What about the wooden leg,                                      
                                        You didn't have that before."


                                       "Well," said the pirate, "We

                                      were in a battle, and I got hit

                                      with a cannon ball, but I'm fine



                                       The bartender replied, "Well,

                                      OK, but what about that hook?

                                      What happened to your hand?"


                                       The pirate explained,


                                      "We were in another battle. I

                                      boarded a ship and got into a sword

                                      fight. My hand was cut off. I

                                      got fitted with a hook but I'm

                                      fine, really."


                                       "What about that eye patch?"




                                      said the pirate, "One day we

                                      were at sea, and a flock of

                                      birds flew over. I looked up,

                                      and one of them pooped in my



                                      "You're kidding," said the

                                      bartender. "You couldn't lose an

                                      eye just from bird poop."


                                      "It was my first day with the





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