› Forums › Just for Fun › Jokes › Da cajun Bic Lighter
New Posts  All Forums:Forum Nav:

Da cajun Bic Lighter

post #1 of 6
Thread Starter 

The Cajun Bic Lighter

Prejean and Boudreaux were fishing in the
Bayou when Prejean pulled out a cigar. Finding he had
no matches, he asked Boudreaux for a light.

'Ya, ma fren, I tink I haff a lighter,'
Boudreaux replied with a Cajun
accent, and then reaching into his tackle
box, he pulled out a Bic lighter 10 inches long.

'Holy ****, man!' exclaimed Prejean, taking
the huge Bic Lighter in his hands.
'Where'd yew git dat monster?'

'Well,' replied Boudreaux,
'I got it from my Genie.'

'You haff a Genie?' Prejean asked.

'Ya, ma fren. It's right here in my tackle
box,' says Boudreaux.

'Could I see him?'

Boudreaux opens his tackle box and
sure enough, out pops the Genie.

Addressing the Genie, Prejean says,
'Hey dere! I'm a good buddy of
your master. Will you grant me
one wish?'

'Yes, I will,' says the Genie.

So Prejean asks the Genie for a
million bucks. The Genie disappears
back into the tackle box leaving
Prejean sitting there waiting for his million

Shortly, the Louisiana sky
darkens and is filled with the sound of
a million ducks....flying directly overhead.

Over the roar of the million ducks
Prejean yells at Boudreaux,
'What the hell? I asked for a million
bucks, not a million ducks!'

Boudreaux answers,
'Ya, I forgot to tell yew dat da Genie
is hard of hearing. Do yew really think
I asked for a 10 inch Bic?'

post #2 of 6


post #3 of 6


post #4 of 6

laugh1.gif dat a gud

post #5 of 6

ROTF.gif Too funny.

post #6 of 6


New Posts  All Forums:Forum Nav:
  Return Home
  Back to Forum: Jokes › Forums › Just for Fun › Jokes › Da cajun Bic Lighter