Edited by Chef JimmyJ - 1/18/12 at 3:56am
I was going to keep this to myself...
But it's a true story
A few years back I was at the Pine city, MN. Walmart
Now you have to keep in mind that pine city has a seriously shallow and limited GENE POOL
Father's day there is really confusing to them...If you get my drift
I bought 175bux worth of goods
Went to the cashier who looked like most of the dogs were barking
Went to pay with 2 $100 bills
Her marker was dry
She made a huge stink over it...calls the manager over the loud speaker...and explains to the whole freaking store that she has more hundred dollar bills than she has seen before...so they must be counterfeit...
OVER THE LOUD SPEAKER
I have a temper...Served my country...and a low tolerance for BS
AFTER standing there for 10 minutes while the manager and every looser in the store has wandered up to take a look at me,what I bought and the cash
These LOOSERS deem my cash real...and expect me to go on my merry way...I have a crowd/audience
I'M LIVID...My wife has me by the arm...Trying to reason with me
The cashier hands me a $10 and a $5...Not a twenty and a five...
Shit hits the fan..
.as I explain to this person of diminished capacity...that 174.99 from 200 DOES NOT EQUAL 15.50
I summon the manager from 3 registers down without taking a step
I was foaming at the mouth by this time...
I just wanted my money back...I'd spend it elsewhere
Got 10 $20's back instead of my 2 $100's...
So I so not politely...Remember I have about 15-20 WALMARTIANS standing slack jawed around me
I WANT TO SEE YOUR COUNTRFEIT PEN
Manager looks at me and asks why
There were 3 pine county sherriffs cars to greet me at the front door...
One of which was my neighbor and freind
That's a riot...I once had a heavily Pierced, Blue Haired, 18 yearold, McDonalds worker tell me I had to wait for the Manager to come back from break to give me my change...When I asked why, she looked at me like " I " was an idiot and said, " The System went down before it told me how much change to give back! "...I gave a $20 for a $14.45 bill...Had I not had my very young, at the time, Daughters with me...The Sheriff would have been there too!...JJ