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BOB & THE BLONDE:

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Bob walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM.
He sat down next to a blonde at the bar
And stared up at the TV.

 
 

The 10 PM news was coming on.
The news crew was covering the story
Of a man on the ledge of a large building
Preparing to jump.

 

 

The blonde looked at Bob  and said,

"Do you think he'll jump?" 
 

Bob said,
"You know, I bet he'll jump."

 
 

The blonde replied,
"Well, I bet he won't."

 
 

Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said,
"You're on!"

 


Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar,
The guy on the ledge
Did a swan dive off the building,
Falling to his death.

 
 

The blonde was very upset,
But willingly handed her $20 to Bob. 
"Fair's fair. Here's your money."


 
 

Bob replied,
"I can't take your money.
I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news,
So I knew he would jump."

 
 

The blonde replied,
"I did, too,
But I didn't think he'd do it again."

 
 

Bob took the money.

post #2 of 11

gotta love blonde jokes  ROTF.gif

post #3 of 11

my wife is blonde

post #4 of 11

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post #5 of 11

That's a good'n'!

 

 

post #6 of 11

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post #7 of 11

laugh1.gif I have known a few gals that would say that, and not all of them were blonde.

post #8 of 11

That's definite marriage material right there.

post #9 of 11

There are no jokes on blonde's....................everything  true untitled.png

post #10 of 11

Funny stuff!

post #11 of 11

OH MY

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