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Why Teachers are Frustrated........

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Answers from a quiz.........

 
Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die? 
* his last battle

Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? 
* at the bottom of the  page

Q3. River Ravi flows in which state? 
* liquid

Q4. What is the main reason for divorce? 
* marriage

Q5. What is the main reason for failure? 
* exams

Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast? 
* Lunch & dinner

Q7. What looks like half an apple? 
* The other half

Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? 
* It will simply become wet

Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ? 
* No problem, he sleeps at night.

Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand? 
* You will never find an elephant that has only one hand..
 
Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ? 
* Very large hands

Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it? 
* No time at all, the wall is already built.

Q13. How can U drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it? 
*Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack

 

post #2 of 9

Absolute Truisms, lol!

post #3 of 9

Very Funny, thanks.

post #4 of 9

Thanks it is a good one

post #5 of 9

All very true. ROTF.gif

post #6 of 9

The engineers point of veiw

GOTTA LOVE IT

post #7 of 9

thats great

post #8 of 9

That sounds like a few answers I put down in HS..lol

 

I wrote a full page in my daily english journal one day about not having anything to write abouticon_neutral.gif and got a good grade on it..icon_lol.gif

post #9 of 9

My Children and Students, with the highest grades, would ask, " Why do you ALWAYS describe what you want down to the last detail...We get it! "....If you leave any room for interpretation, you get what you asked for, sort of...JJ

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