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th_dunno-1[1].gifThere I was sitting a a bar staring at my drink when a large
trouble making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink
and gulps it down in one swig.

"Well, watcha' gonna do about it?, he says menacingly, as I burst into tears.

"Come on man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd cry. I can't stand to see
a man crying."

"This is the worst day of my life," I say. "I'm a complete failure. I was
late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot,
I found my car had been stolen and I didn't have any insurance . I left
my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife with another man
and then my dog bit me."

"So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all, I buy a drink
I drop a capsule in it and sit here watching the poison dissolve."

"Then you show up and drink the whole thing! "

"But enough about me, how's your day going?

post #2 of 6

Good one................icon14.gif



post #3 of 6

Love it


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roflmao.gifGood one

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