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It's all abou t the wood

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Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A Small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the  birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

 

The birch says he cannot tell.

 

Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.  The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

 

The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch.  It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."

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 Hahah that got a chuckle out of me

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