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Two Trees and a Woodpecker

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It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but
here is one:


Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small
tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, 'Is
that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?'
The birch says he cannot
tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.

The birch says, 'Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if
that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?'
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, 'It is
neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch.
It is, however, the best
piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into.
 
Now wipe that smile off your face. And pass it on.

 

post #2 of 6

Now that's funny..

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post #5 of 6

that a pine good jokebiggrin.gif

post #6 of 6

Nice..... roflmao.gif

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