An 86 year old man goes for a physical. His tests come back with good results,the doctor tells him." Everything looks great.How are you doing emotionally? Are you at peace with God ? "
Bob replies, 'God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it for when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, *poof*!, the light goes on. When I'm done, *poof*!, the light goes off.'
" Wow, that's incredible ! " the doctor says.
A little later in the day, the doctor calls Bob's wife. "Ginger ,' he says, 'Bob is doing fine but I had to call you because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and *poof *!, the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done, *poof*! the light goes off ? "
"OH MY GOD !! " Ginger exclaims...
" He's pissing in the refrigerator again ! "