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The Rancher

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The Texas Department of Employment, Division of Labor Standards claimed a small Kerr County rancher was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to investigate him.
GOV’T AGENT: “I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them.” 
RANCHER: ”Well, there’s my hired hand who’s been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board. 
Then there’s the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here.
He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night so he can cope with life.
He also sleeps with my wife occasionally.” 
GOV’T AGENT: “That’s the guy I want to talk to - the mentally challenged one.” 
RANCHER: “That would be me.”



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Cracked Me Up!!!! Thanks...JJ

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Yup -- small business owner's lot in life...especially in this economy!  Thanks for a good chuckle this morning!

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That's funny.

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