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A TOUGH OLD COWBOY FROM MONTANA COUNSELED HIS GRANDSON THAT IF HE WANTED TO LIVE A LONG LIFE, THE SECRET WAS TO SPRINKLE A PINCH OF GUN POWDER ON HIS OATMEAL EVERY MORNING.

 

THE GRANDSON DID THIS RELIGIOUSLY TO THE AGE OF 103. WHEN HE DIED HE LEFT BEHIND 14 CHILDREN, 30 GRANDCHILDREN, 45 GREAT-GRANDCHILDREN, 25 GREAT-GREAT-GRANDCHILDREN, AND................. A 15-FOOT HOLE WHERE THE CREMATORIUM USED TO BE.

 

Sorta brings a tear to your eye, don't it?

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Good one!  printed it out and will take it into therapy class!

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Good one!  My hunting buddies and I reload and plan to load our ashes into some shells and offer a salute.  I guess the last one will be SOL, though...

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