The Liar: Last week I spotted this strange looking cow out behind my house. My pet wolf and I proceeded to take him down and we ended up with 2 3.5 pound chuck roasts. I was planning to put them in the smoker but a dangerous street gang broke into my house and stole one of them.
The Liars Wife: He is so full of it. We went to Sam's club and he begged me for a two pack of Chuck roasts they had in the cooler. I have to admit they looked pretty nice so we bought them...nobody broke into our house, I popped one in the pressure cooker and it came out great.He just doesn't want to admit that I can cook meat pretty well too. He wants to smoke the other one...I hope it doesn't come out like a baseball glove again. Oh, and we don't have a wolf, he is an Aussie that is afraid of the weed wacker.
The Liar: I soaked the meat i a special nectar made from the prized zuchinni flower.
The Liars wife: What the heck is he talking about? He used a rub recipe he found in a Weber cookbook. paprika, Chili powder, Cumin, Garlic powder, salt, pepper, and marjoram.
The Liar: I set the smoker to exactly 250 and started the process. This appears to be going flawlessly and will no doubt be the best Chuckie ever. I will never use the oven, only my smoker. Oven's are for non-purists.
The Liars Wife: He is having a terrible time with the fire. It's very windy out and he can barely keep the temp above 200. At least that is what he tells me, he does not have a temp gauge for the pit. He was cursing and shouting so I closed the windows. Then he chucked (now that's funny) the smoker into the neighbors yard. I'm sure I will have to clean that up tomorrow. Meanwhile, the chuckie is in the oven at 250 degrees and I did not put it there. I'm not sayin', I'm just saying. lets see what Mr. Purist has to say about that.
I am sure the Chuckie was on the smoker for at least 4 hours. By the way, he also placed a pan of beef broth and onions under the roast. The Brisket is now in the pan of broth in the oven.
The Liar: The phone is ringing off the hook and all the neighbors are asking about the "heavenly" smell.
The Liars Wife: yea, whatever.