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1. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a
    little beverage, good food and companionship.
    She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays.

2. We also sleep in separate beds.
   Hers is in
California and mine is in Texas.

3. I take my wife everywhere.....
   but she keeps finding her way back.

4. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our   
    anniversary. "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!"   
    she said.
    So I suggested the kitchen.

5. We always hold hands.
   If I let go, she shops.

6. She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric   
   bread maker.
   She said "There are too many gadgets and no place
   to sit down!" .. So I bought her an electric chair.

7. My wife told me the car wasn't running well because
   there was water in the carburetor.
   I asked where the car was; she told me "In the lake."

8. She got a mud pack and looked great for two days.
    Then the mud fell off.

9. She ran after the garbage truck, yelling "Am I too late  
   for the garbage?" .... The driver said "No, jump in!"

10. Remember: Marriage is the number one cause of divorce.

11. I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her
     first name was Always.

12. I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months.
     I don't like to interrupt her.

13. The last fight was my fault though.
    ! My wife asked "What's on the TV?"
     I said "Dust!"

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oh that's good....lol....icon_wink.gif

post #3 of 7

LMAO..that is awesome ROTF.gif


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post #5 of 7

ROTF.gif Very Henny Youngman.

post #6 of 7

Ah yes.... another great belly buster courtesy of Wildflower! Keep em coming! LOL

post #7 of 7

LOL, think he marred my ex!!

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