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post #1 of 6
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HEALTH MESSAGE:

1. If walking is good for your health, the postman would be immortal.

2. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water and is fat.

3. A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years.

4. A tortoise doesn't run, does nothing ...yet lives for 450 years.

AND YOU TELL ME TO EXERCISE!

I'm retired, go around me

post #2 of 6

AHHHH, I feel better now, thanks Wildflower.   Damn, look at the time, better grab another Miller Lite.

post #3 of 6

LMAO,,, I better SLOOOOWWWWWWW down then...

post #4 of 6

LOL-----Makes Sense to me!!!

 

The faster you move, & the more you do, the quicker you wear out!

 

 

Bear

post #5 of 6

Looks like they do it right in the south then, us Yankee's need to learn to slow down

post #6 of 6

God only gave me a finite number of heartbeats. I don't want to waste them exercising. jaw-dropping.gif

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