Husband always insisted on making love in the dark. After 20 years wife turns on the light, finds him holding a vibrator.
She goes ballistic, "You impotent basturd! How could you lie to me all these years?" Husband looks her straight in the eyes & calmly says, "I'll explain the toy, you explain the kids."
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9/9/11 at 9:52am