2 hillbillies are having lunch when a woman nearby begins to choke, hillbilly asks her, "kin ya swaller?" The woman shakes her head no, hillbilly asks her, "kin ya breathe?" The woman shakes her head no, hillbilly walks over, lifts up her dress, yanks down her britches...and licks her butt cheek! The woman has a violent spasm and spits out the food. The hillbillies buddy say "ya know, I heerd of that there hind lick maneuver, but I aint niver seed nobody do it"
