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The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.

The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered in another
race and it won again.

The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered
the pastor not to enter the donkey in any more races.

The next day the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES THE PASTOR'S ASS.

This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid
of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby

The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline:

The Bishop fainted.

He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey so
she sold it to a farmer for $10.

The next day the headlines read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.

This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back
the donkey and lead it to the high plains where it could run free.

The next day the headlines read : NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.

Alas... The Bishop was buried the next day.


Being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and
misery and even shorten your life. So, be yourself and enjoy life.
Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll live longer. 
post #2 of 7

Great storyroflmao.gifRemides me of the song mind your own bussiness and you won't be minding mine.

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post #4 of 7

Good one!!!!

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post #6 of 7

LOL---That be a good-un!!!!



post #7 of 7

Good one there. Had to send that one around

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