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NEVER CHEAT ON A COUNTRY WOMAN!

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NEVER CHEAT ON A COUNTRY WOMAN!

A country wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed
with another woman. Born of fury with super-human strength from
cutting firewood, lifting sacks of feed, and bales of hay, she dragged
him down the stairs, out the back door, and into the barn. She put
his manhood in a vice and then secured it tightly and removed the
handle. Next she picked up an old carpenter's saw.

The banged-up-cheater was terrified and hollered, "Stop! Stop!
You're not gonna cut it off with that rusty saw, are you?"

The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her
husband's hand and said ...

"Nope....You are! I'm gonna burn down the Barn!"
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I think I'll send that to my wife. I don't have a barn.

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public service announcement  "DONT CHEAT ON YOUR WIFE"

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if your take the vice out of the barn.

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