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From the New Zealand Association Of Retired People

Questions and Answers

 

Q: Where can men over the age of 60 find younger, sexy women who are interested in them? 

 

A: In a bookstore under "Fiction'  

 

 

Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?

 

A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can build a shed.

When you're done you'll have a place to live.

 

Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60-plus year old husband?

 

A: Tell him you're pregnant.

 

Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles?

 

A: Take off your glasses.

 

Q: Seriously! What can I do for these Crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face?

 

A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out..

 

Q: Why should 60-plus year old people use valet parking?

 

A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.

 

Q: Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?

 

A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is the problem.

 

Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?

 

A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

 

Q: Where should 60-plus year olds look for eye glasses?

 

A: On their foreheads.

 

Q: What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year olds when they enter antique stores?

 

A: "Gosh, I remember these!"

SMILE, You've still got your sense of humor, RIGHT?

  

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Coffee.gif  If this weren't so true, it would be humorous.  I try to keep written notes for the shopping lists and things to do each day, but I keep forgetting where I left the lists. 

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Coffee.gif  If this weren't so true, it would be humorous.  I try to keep written notes for the shopping lists and things to do each day, but I keep forgetting where I left the lists. 



Dave, that happens to me and I'm 30.  That has ALWAYS happened to me.  I will get up, to pee, get distracted for 10-30+ minutes, and forget that I needed/wanted to pee.  That happens on a daily basis and has happened twice since 6am (5 hours).

 

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I've been suffering from CRS for years and am always finding my glasses on my head. I'm 10 years ahead of my time. biggrin.gif

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God that describes me!  th_crybaby2.gif

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Dave, you are really in bad shape.  I usually remember exactly where the lists are.  Right after I get to the store!

 

Good luck and good smoking.

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Dave, ...by the time I've found the paper and pen I've forgotten what I was going to write.  LOL

 

Seriously, right after I have forgotten what I wanted to write down I think how practical a small hand held recorder would be, then when I finally remember what it was, when I go to the store I forget to look for a recorder!  LOL LOL

 

Old age, don't ya just love it!   biggrin.gif

 

 

Biaviian, believe me, ...after 60 we don't ever forget the need to pee.

 

Gene

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WELL, I AM OLD ENOUGH TO HAVE ACTUALLY PASSED FROM CRS AND GRADUATED TO CRAFT! I FEEL SO DAM LUCKY.

 

Rich

 

P.S.: CRAFT = Cant   Remember   A   F--king   Thing.

post #11 of 12

I just passed the magical 65 in June and I can relate to all of them

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Heck, I'm knocking on the door of 67....what was the question???

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