A lady went to a psycologist to talk about her husband she was all bruised up and she told the doctor that her husband kept coming home drunk and beating her. Doctor said go home and when you hear him coming home late and you know he has been out drinking get a drink of sweet tea and hold it in your mouth just swish it around when he comes in. Don't spit and don't swallow until he goes to bed.
She came back a week later and had no bruising and was smiling. She said it worked.
Doctor said see what happens when you keep your mouth shut.