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A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny,  silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.

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The boy asked, 'What is this Father?'  The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, 'Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is.'  

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While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old  lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a  button. The walls opened, and the lady rolled between them into a  small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small numbers above the walls light up sequentially.


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They continued to watch until it reached the last number… and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.  Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blond stepped out. []
The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son.....
'Go get your Mother'

 


 

 
 
 
 
 

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Edited by Chef Willie - 3/19/11 at 2:24pm