OK - so it's a box fight....
In the left corner, measuring up at a slim and trim 6x8 inches with a body as hard as stainless steel... loaded with Hickory - the A-MAZE-N-SMOKER!
In the right corner, made of only the finest and richest milk from the cutest cow on the planet - Jasmine the Jersey Cow from St Helier Parish, Jersey Channel Islands located just 12 miles off the coast of France
OK, I can dream.... I sure miss the dairy products I use to enjoy living on Jersey CI for 6 years. Jersey's absolutely do produce the finest dairy products on the planet. OK OK, back to the battle...
Weighing in at 16lbs 0 ounces - in the burgundy wrapper.... New York Extra Sharp!!
and his team mate - weighing in at a mere 6 lbs - Mozzie Rella.
(Extra Sharp $2.99lb, Sargento Mozzarella $3.50lb, Food Lion Mozzarella $3.68lb - go figure...) The $15 sticker is for on online coupon or something...)
This battle will take place on an oven grate strategically placed under an authentic card board box - no contestant will be allowed to leave the arena until his milk filled dairy a** has been totally smoked by the A-MAZE-N-SMOKER. The odds are - Mozzie Rella will last a mere 2½ hours squared off against the AMNS with both ends puffing. Adams Reserve is expected to fare much better in this amazing lineup and should easily stand the billowing AMNS for 4 to 4½ hours before giving in to that hickory goodness.
More to come as this Saturday Morning Box Match gets under way.
Edited by Malisaw - 3/20/11 at 8:03am