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Silent Fart

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An older couple is attending church services.
About halfway through, she writes a note and hands it to her husband.
It says, "I just let out a silent fart. What do you think I should do?"
He scribbles back, "Put a new battery in your hearing aid!"

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Absolute Beauty!


Hmmm, wonder if that has happened to me.

Whenever I make less than a 90˚ turn with my pickup, Mrs Bear gives me "the look" and tells me to turn my blinkers off!


Deaf Bear

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that's just good stuff right there............

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I think there was a battery issue last time I visited you - just sayin

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I don't care who ya are, that's funny right there!!!

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I think they go to my church!!!!

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love it

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AMEN! .........icon_razz.gif

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Where I come from, it is always 420. (time to smoke)

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