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A voluminous mountain gal walks in to the hospital of the nearby town. She goes up to the receptionst:

 

Mtn gal says "Hi - i need to see an upturn"

 

Recpt replied "upturn? You must mean an intern"

 

Mtn gal "okay an intern then - because I need a contamination"

 

Recpt replied "contamination? You must mean an examination"

 

Mtn gal "okay an examination - look - I don't know them fancy medical words but I haven't demonstrated in 3 months and Pa thinks I'm stagnant!"

post #2 of 4

LOL---That gal is obviously "Stagnant"!

post #3 of 4

Wow there are way too many responses running thru my head with this one.

Just gonna say Ha Ha and keep it clean

post #4 of 4

*... listening quietly for the sound of dueling banjos in the distance....*

 

LOL

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