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100 mph goat

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        Two Tennessee rednecks are out hunting, and as they are
        walking along they come upon a huge hole in the ground.
        They approach it and are amazed by the size of it.
        The  first hunter says, "Wow, that's some hole;
        I can't even see the bottom.  I wonder how deep it is."
        The  second hunter says," I don't know, let's throw something down and listen and see how long it takes to hit  bottom."
        The  first hunter says, "There's this old automobile
         transmission here, give me a hand and we'll throw it in and  
        So they pick it up and carry it over,  and count one, and
        two and three, and throw it in the hole.
        They are  standing there listening and looking over the edge  and they hear a rustling in the brush behind them.
        As they turn around they see a goat come crashing through the brush, run up to  the hole and with no hesitation, jump in 
head  first.
        While they are standing there looking at each other, looking in the hole and trying to figure out what that was all about,  an old farmer walks up..
        "Say there," says the farmer, "you fellers  didn't happen to see my goat around here anywhere, did you?"
        The  first hunter says, " Funny you should ask, but we were 
just standing here a minute ago and a goat came running out  of the bushes doin' about a hunert miles an hour and jumped head
first into this hole here!"
The old farmer said, "That's impossible.
I had him chained to a transmission!"
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Sure give's another meaning to speed goat. icon_eek.gif

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Poor Goat!!!!

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That transmission must have been a hurst 6 speed high performance t -56 to get that goat to 100 under a 10.0 time
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LOL, i'm glad i read this. Very very good.

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