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Craigslist is TOO useful, Stevo!!

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You farted in Publix yesterday - m4w - 41 (Clearwater) --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

 

Date: 2010-11-26, 11:12PM EST Reply To This Post --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

 

You were the tall brunette with the near perfect body that farted in the bread section last night. I was the tall guy next to you that looked over and asked, “Was that you?” You quickly replied “No…Wasn’t me!” You almost seemed insulted I would ask. As the stink grew you continued to deny your flatulence, but it was evident. I tried to get rid of the stench by waving 2 loafs of Ciabatta bread. You proceeded to storm off in an angry manner. You are beautiful and even if you are a liar and fart like a Clydesdale, I’d love to meet up sometime.

 

 

Location: Clearwater it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests PostingID: 2081287206

 

 

 

 

**Just in case you're wondering, I am not tall, nor do I shop in Clearwater.... TBQ

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hahaha, the first time I saw that missed connections section I almost died laughing. me and a coworker were on it screwing around and I sh*t you not, this woman we worked with had put up a post on it about some random customer she encountered for 30 seconds that day. lame! ROTF.gif

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Hey...some of us, er, some people are lonely! 

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serial killers

 

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Originally Posted by Mr Mac View Post

Hey...some of us, er, some people are lonely! 

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LOL... good one.

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Head line in local news today is, Craigs list robberies.

 Seems that folks who are selling high dollar phones are being set up and robbed at gunpoint. One of the 3 was shot.

 Local police are telling folks to meet a potential buyer at any police or sherrifs atation parking lot to make the sale.

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