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Road Fear?

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Seems a guy  cruises thru a stop sign, or whatever, and gets pulled over by  a local policeman. 
Guy hands the  cop his driver's license, insurance verification, plus his  concealed carry permit.

  "Okay, Mr.  Smith," the cop says, "I see your CHL permit.  Are you  carrying today?" 
"Yes, I  am."
"Well then,  better tell me what you got."
Smith says,  "Well, I got a .357 revolver in my inside coat pocket.   There's a 9mm semi-auto in the glove box.  And, I've got  a .22 magnum derringer in my right boot."
"Okay," the  cop says.  "Anything else?"
"Yeah, back in  the trunk, there's an AR15 and a shotgun.  That's about  it."
"Mr. Smith,  are you on your way to or from a gun range...?"
"Well then,  what are you afraid of...?" 


"Not a darn  thing..."


post #2 of 9

LOL---Beauty !

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post #4 of 9

Exactly. Well said.

post #5 of 9

Amen Brother...

post #6 of 9

Well, he could dispense with all of that stuff.  He could just call 911, the government sponsored dial a prayer.  I am sure he would be perfectly safe then?

post #7 of 9

Dang Rich, how did ya know? icon_cool.gif

post #8 of 9

Are you gunnin for me? icon_redface.gif

post #9 of 9

Good One Rich!




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