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Letter from Grandma

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She is eighty-eight years old and still drives her own car. She writes:

> Dear Grand-daughter,

The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and saw a Honk if you love Jesus bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting.

So, I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper.  Boy, am I glad I did, what an uplifting experience that followed.

> I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought
about the Lord and how good he is, and I didn't notice that the light had
changed. It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn't honked, I'd never have noticed. I found that lots of people love Jesus!

> While I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like crazy, and then he leaned out of his window and screamed, ' For the love of God! ' ' Go! Go! Go! Jesus Christ, GO!' What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus! Everyone started honking!
I just leaned out my window and started waving and smiling at all those
loving people. I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love!
There must have been a man from Florida back there because I heard him yelling something about a sunny beach.
I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck up in the air.I asked my young teenage grandson in the back seat
what that meant. He said it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or

> Well, I have never met anyone from Hawaii, so I leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign right back. My grandson burst out laughing. Why even he was enjoying this religious experience!!

> A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of their cars and started walking towards me. I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is when I
noticed the light had changed.

> So, I waved at all my brothers and sisters grinning, and drove on through the intersection. I noticed that I was the only car that got through the intersection before the light changed again and felt kind of sad that I had to leave them after all the love we had shared.

> So I slowed the car down, leaned out the window and gave them all the Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away.

> Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks!!  Will write again soon,  Love, Grandma

post #2 of 5

Might be based in real life!  LOL!

post #3 of 5

Reminds me of my wife's grandmother.

post #4 of 5

LOL... good one. I still reall, really like the crazy fruitcake lady from the old Jay Leno shows. That would be an awesome grandma to spend a holiday dinner with.

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I think I've seen that lady before. I mess with my mom all the time about her driving she will say shes been driving for over forty years. And I ask her why if shes been driving so long has she not figured it out yet. LOL

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