You Know Your Old When

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by blackhawk19, Oct 26, 2007.

  1. blackhawk19

    blackhawk19 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    "OLD" IS WHEN ... Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Pick one; I can't do both!"

    "OLD" IS WHEN ... Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.

    "OLD" IS WHEN ... A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.

    "OLD" IS WHEN ... Going braless pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

    "OLD" IS WHEN ... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.

    "OLD" IS WHEN ... You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.

    "OLD" IS WHEN ... "Getting a little action" means you don't need to take any fiber today

    "OLD" IS WHEN ... "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.

    "OLD" IS WHEN ... An "all nighter" means not getting up to use the bathroom.

    "OLD" IS WHEN ... You are not sure these are jokes
     
  2. glued2it

    glued2it Master of the Pit

    I liked those![​IMG]
     
  3. bigarm's smokin

    bigarm's smokin Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Me too. [​IMG] I copied them so I could send them to all my "old" friends.
    By the way, thanks Tim, as you can see, your advice worked for me! [​IMG]
     
  4. richoso1

    richoso1 Smoking Guru OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Are you sure these are Jokes? Sometimes life itself can be funny... good one!
     
  5. hawgheaven

    hawgheaven Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Hey, I resemble most of those remarks! [​IMG] ... 'cept of course the braless one...
     
  6. coleysmokinbbq

    coleysmokinbbq Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    Ya mean...Those were JOKES??...I thought ya were serious!...[​IMG]
     

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