You know you have a smoking problem when......

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by cheech, Feb 17, 2007.

  1. cheech

    cheech Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    - You are unable to park the car in the garage because there are multiple smokers taking up the room.
    - You see scrap metal sitting around and you think I can make a smoker out of that.
    - Your wife tells you that if you buy one more smoker you will be sleeping on the couch.
    Ok now it is your turn to add some.
     
  2. cajunsmoker

    cajunsmoker Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    When you discover that you spend more time in Bed, Bath and Beyond now than you do at Lowes and Home Depot[​IMG]

    You know this really shouldn't be in the joke section, it should be in the NonFiction section.[​IMG]
     
  3. tonto1117

    tonto1117 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    You know you have a smoking problem when......


    You have a two cryopac habit a day......[​IMG]
     
  4. cheech

    cheech Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Folks what really started this is that I have my BSKD sitting in my living room right now so that I can work on the mods in the warmth of the house. Now I know I have a smoking problem
     
  5. cajunsmoker

    cajunsmoker Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    spent the afternoon in the cold and the wind repainting my BSKD. Still have another coat to go.[​IMG]
     
  6. larry maddock

    larry maddock Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    when you bid on smokers on e-bay
    that you dont really want..
    and you know that with shipping its to much money for used cheap smokers--
    im not kidding--
    i might need help---[​IMG][​IMG]
     
  7. ultramag

    ultramag SMF Events Planning Committee

    You have more smokers than you do hands.

    Your sitting in your living room at 10:30 at night taking pictures of your new smoker to share with your internet smoking buddies because they are the only ones who might actually care.

    When you are contemplating mods for the aformentioned smoker before you even build the first fire in it.
     
  8. deejaydebi

    deejaydebi Smoking Guru

    You go to your third grocery store in a panic because the only good looking fresh meat available to smoke is a chicken!

    [​IMG]
     
  9. deejaydebi

    deejaydebi Smoking Guru

    I was just told to add this one by my better half ...

    You know you have a smoking problem when......
    When you have to buy another freezer to fit all your smoked meats in

    (not really it's been so cold outside I'be been hiding stuff in an old footlocker!)

    [​IMG]
     
  10. ...your farts smell like hickory! [​IMG]
     
  11. dacdots

    dacdots Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    When every time you go out to throw more wood on the smoker your last set of tracks in the snow are covered over,like today.
     
  12. You know you have a problem when your dinner guests are starving, but you won’t let them eat til you finish your food porn presentation plate photo![​IMG]
     
  13. pigcicles

    pigcicles Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    You're on the job at 3 in the morning wondering where you can put a smoker (or two) where nobody will notice
     
  14. salbaje gato

    salbaje gato Meat Mopper OTBS Member

    you know you have a problem when all of your customers, know not to bother you on fridays because they know its smokin day. and when they
    pick their cars up fron the body shop, they smell like hickory.
     
  15. cheech

    cheech Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    a tree falls on your house and your first thought is will this be a good wood to smoke with
     
  16. You have a smoker, a wood stove for heat and 4 cords of wood. The wood stove has cobwebs in it.
     
  17. ultramag

    ultramag SMF Events Planning Committee

    I should have thought of that. My family is always grumbling at me and making fun because I have to take my pics after I bring stuff in and before we eat. My wife says, "he has to take pictures to show off for his internet smoking buddies." [​IMG]
     
  18. meowey

    meowey Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    You are thinking about cutting down a perfectly good tree because it would be good wood to smoke with!!!


    Take care, have fun, and do good!

    Regards,

    Meowey
     
  19. hanifen

    hanifen Fire Starter

    When you go camping with friends and find out they brought apple wood to burn in the camp fire so you take all their wood home with you.

    or

    You by pork shoulders by the case - ever had 80 lbs of pork shoulder in your freezer?
     
  20. You know you have a Smoking problem when:

    1- you spend a perfectly good Saturday afternoon searching the archives of your favorite Smoking Meat Forum.

    2- you kick the kids out of their treehouse to use it for wood storage.

    3- You won't use your seasoned hickory to heat your home durring a power outage.

    4- you put your Smoker in the front yard and dress it up as Yard Art.
     

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