You guys suck!!!

[pitrow]

Ok, I finally ventured onto the bathroom scale this weekend and found I'm 10 lbs heavier than I've ever been, so I started my diet this week. Which is all fine and good, except...

After being on here for only a little more than a month, I'm hooked and can't stop reading it. I'm sitting here with my stomach growling looking at and reading about all this good smoked food. It's killing me.

 

[kookie]

Lol............ Guess you need to learn how to smoke rice cakes...........

Kookie

 

[walking dude]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.,OL.,...


HOW BOUT A SPEW ALERT FIRST...........................

points for you................

BTDT

 

[fred420]

learn to smoke tofu or vegetable sprouts...........lol

 

[smokebuzz]

Diet Beer!!

 

[morkdach]

coors light diet and one meal a day from dusk to dawn

 

[mossymo]

PitRow
That is funny, a compliment disguised as a complaint !!!

 

[k5yac]

Ok, stand up and try this...

Words in CAPS should be shouted loudly as action is performed.

ONE - Arms fully extended and hands together over head, feet spread more than shoulder width apart

TWO - Hands and arms down to sides, feet together as in standing at attention

THREE - Again, arms fully extended and hands together over head, feet spread more than shoulder width apart

FOUR - Finish with hands and arms down to sides, feet together as in standing at attention

Repeat 100 times in rapid sucession. Do this once per day, and follow up with 50 sit-ups and a brisk 1 - 2 mile run every other day. If you can't manage to peel yourself away from SMF, you can play Jeff's "smoking tutorial" on you MP3 player while you run.

 

[pduke216]

I guess hamburger in a can is out of the question too.

 

[walking dude]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL..................you KILLING ME HERE>...........once again i spit beer all over the monitor.............

only those who follow this forum closely will get that one...........LOLOLOLOLOLOL

 

[k5yac]

Yep, the ol hamburger in a can. Yuk!

 

[mossymo]

PitRow
A Richard Simmons exercise video should trim off those 10 pounds for ya !!

 

[smokeinpa]

Are you sure your scales are right before you get so down on yourself.

 

[richtee]

Gasp...choke

 

[richoso1]

Yes we might suck... but we do it in a smokin' way!

 

[striding man]

Pit Row , I have a great idea! Toss that d**n scales in the trash can and fire up the smoker, that will make you fell better!

We want to see some Q-Veiw.

 

[craig chamberlain]

Been there and done that PitRow,I know just what you mean.I just cut back on everything but the things I smoke and don't get on the scale.

 

[ajthepoolman]

Smokin' to the Oldies! I think we are on to something here! Of course, we couldn't guarantee any weight loss, but you will die fat and happy!

 

[richtee]

I say if I die of good food... heck, how good a deal is that?

 

[vlap]

You are welcome ;)