A Mexican family was considering putting their grandfather (Abuelo) in a nursing home. All the Hispanic facilities were completely full so they had to put him in an Italian home. After a few weeks in the Italian facility, they came to visit Grandpa. You like it here? asks the grandson. 'It's wonderful! Everyone here is so courteous and respectful says grandpa.' We're so happy for you. We were worried that this was the wrong place for you. You know, since you are a little different from everyone. Oh no! Let me tell you about how wonderfully they treat the residents Abuelo says. There's a musician here- he's 85 yrs. old. He hasn't played the violin in 20 yrs & everyone still calls him 'Maestro.' There is a judge in here - he's 95 yrs. old. He hasn't been on the bench in 30 yrs. & everyone calls him 'Your Honor.' There's a dentist here - 90 yrs. old. He hasn't fixed a tooth in 25 yrs. & everyone calls him Doctor. and me, I haven't had sex for 35 yrs and they still call me the 'F------ Mexican.'