Woman vs. Game Warden

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by walking dude, Feb 4, 2008.

  1. walking dude

    walking dude Smoking Guru SMF Premier Member

    A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota.
    The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn; the wife likes to read.
    One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and
    decides to take a nap.
    Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat
    out.
    She motors out a short distance, anchors, and continues to read her
    book.
    Along comes a game warden in his boat.
    He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning Ma'am.
    What are you doing?"
    "Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?").
    "You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.
    "I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."
    "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at

    any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
    "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the
    woman.
    "But I haven't touched you," says the game warden.
    "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could
    start at any moment."
    "Have a nice day ma'am", and he left.
    Moral: Never Argue With A Woman Who Reads. It's Likely She Can Also
    Think.
     
  2. smokebuzz

    smokebuzz Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    I think i seen that somewhere???
     
  3. walking dude

    walking dude Smoking Guru SMF Premier Member

    LOLOL

    yeah........i just emailed it to you............... [​IMG]
     
  4. smokebuzz

    smokebuzz Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    noope, came from my mom, then to you[​IMG]
     
  5. kookie

    kookie Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Thats a good one.....

    Kookie
     

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