Will I Live To Be 80

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by blackhawk19, Jul 26, 2007.

  1. blackhawk19

    blackhawk19 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    [font=arial,helvetica]It's been around the block a few times but it's still true[​IMG]

    Will I Live To Be 80

    I recently turned 65 and had to choose a new primary care physician for my Medicare program.

    After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age.

    A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do you think I will live to be 80?"

    He asked: Do you smoke tobacco or drink alcoholic beverages?"

    "Oh no," I replied. "I don't do *****, either."

    "Do you have many friends and entertain frequently?"

    "I said, "No, I usually stay home and keep to myself".

    "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?"

    I said, "No, my other doctor said that all red meat is unhealthy!"

    "Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?"

    "No, I don't," I said.

    "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?"

    "No," I said. "I don't do any of those things."

    He looked at me and said, "Then why do you give a ****?

  2. smokincowboy

    smokincowboy Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    Boy that DR. is right on the money
  3. peculiarmike

    peculiarmike Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Dead on.
    And we have people here who worry about eating chicken skin. [​IMG][​IMG]
  4. brennan

    brennan Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    Damn skippy! what's the point of livin' if you ain't livin?
  5. richoso1

    richoso1 Smoking Guru OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Blackhawk19, my usual question to my doctor is "will I wake up in the morning, I've got some meat to prep". I'm turning 62 soon and I truly believe that it's not the mileage, it's the pit stops.

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