Why Sharks Circle

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by dutch, Jul 19, 2011.

  1. dutch

    dutch Smoking Guru Staff Member Administrator Group Lead OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spied survivors of a sunken ship . 

    "Follow me son" the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the mass of people.

    "First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing."  And they did.
     

    "Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few times a lot closer and with all of our fins showing."  And they did.

    "Now we eat everybody."  And they did.
     

    When they were both gorged, the son asked, "Dad, why didn't we just eat them all at first?  Why did we swim around and around them?"

    His wise father replied, "Because they taste much better after you scare the crap out of them.
     

    Now you know...
     
     
  2. bearcarver

    bearcarver Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    LOL---Works for me !

    Bear
     
  3. alaskanbear

    alaskanbear Smoking Fanatic SMF Premier Member

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  4. shooter1

    shooter1 Smoking Fanatic

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  5. jirodriguez

    jirodriguez Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    LOL... good one!
     
  6. meateater

    meateater Smoking Guru SMF Premier Member

    I'll try that on the next bucket of mudbugs ! [​IMG]
     

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