Why Parents Drink

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by linescum, May 11, 2007.

  1. linescum

    linescum Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had phoned in sick
    one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed
    the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. "
    Hello ? "

    "Is your daddy home?" he asked.

    " Yes ," whispered the small voice.

    May I talk with him?"

    The child whispered, " No "

    Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy
    there?" " Yes ."


    "May I talk with her?" Again the small voice whispered, " No ."


    Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss
    asked, "Is anybody else there?"

    " Yes ," whispered the child, " a policeman ".


    Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked,
    "May I speak with the policeman?"


    " No, he's busy ", whispered the child.

    "Busy doing what?"


    " Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman ," came the whispered answer.

    Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background through the
    earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, "What is that noise?"

    " A helicopter " answered the whispering voice.

    "What is going on there?" demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.
    Again, whispering, the child answered, " The search team just landed a
    helicopter "

    Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, "What are they
    searching for?"


    Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle... " ME ."
     
  2. t-bone tim

    t-bone tim Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    LMAO !! TOO FUNNY [​IMG]
     
  3. camocook

    camocook Meat Mopper

    Cute........ I'll Use It In Cetain Circles.
     
  4. deejaydebi

    deejaydebi Smoking Guru

    LOL good one! [​IMG]
     
  5. mrgrumpy

    mrgrumpy Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    NC
    The urge to want to kill.....

    then everyone wonders why there is "child abuse"... it is only discipline..

    Bill
     
  6. Excellent, that is a good one.
     

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