whos car?

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by jimr, May 2, 2008.

  1. A man was being tailgated by a stressed-out woman on a busy boulevard.
    Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing,
    stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light
    by accelerating through the intersection.

    The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration
    (probably flipping him off) as she missed her chance to get through the
    intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup and spilling her coffee.

    As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into
    the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her
    car with her hands up. He took her to the police station where she was searched,
    finger printed, photographed, and placed in a holding cell.

    After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the
    door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer
    was waiting with her personal effects.

    He said, 'I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your
    car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you,
    and cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the 'What Would Jesus do?' bumper
    sticker, the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'Follow Me to
    Sunday-School' bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk;
    naturally... I assumed you had stolen the car.'
  2. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    I like it! [​IMG]
  3. desertlites

    desertlites Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    yup oldie but a goldie.

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