What I didn't get for my birthday... yet

Discussion in 'Messages for All Guests and Members' started by hawgheaven, Nov 14, 2007.

  1. hawgheaven

    hawgheaven Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Today is my 57th B-day... I honestly don't feel a day over 58. I figured what the hell, lessee if I can score a great present for a deserving Pop-Pop. [​IMG]

    I approached Mrs. Hawg about the Lang Model 84 on Craig's List... she was somewhat hesitant, but didn't say no... yet. I explained the "benefits" of owning said rig, the great price, and it is local, so I don't have to pay shipping costs, it's a perfect size for comps, and of course, all the happy family functions we could do with it.

    So anyway, I am looking at this thing real hard and trying to figure a way to do it...

    Stay tuned... and if the birthday thing fails, Christmas is coming... [​IMG]
     
  2. glued2it

    glued2it Master of the Pit

    Well I hope ya get it!
     
  3. richtee

    richtee Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    But...that deal has GOT to be for someone else to have Christmas... good angle there.. ;{)
     
  4. squeezy

    squeezy Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Well ... happy Bday ... ya don't look a day over 70 .. [​IMG]

    Hope you get your new toy friend ... what's $2800 between friends ...eh?
     
  5. bigarm's smokin

    bigarm's smokin Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Well sir, that toy will give you pleasure everyday for the rest of your life. GEI IT PHIL. [​IMG][​IMG] Sorry, I forgot, Happy Birthday !!!
     
  6. rip

    rip Smoking Fanatic

    If she says no then get it for her for christmas. She'll have to keep it. LOL
     
  7. dingle

    dingle Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    Happy Birthday Hawg! Good luck with the Mrs. and the 84
     
  8. geek with fire

    geek with fire Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    ah man, I'm rootin' for you Hawg! You deserve it.....tell her we all said it would be fine with us.[​IMG]
     
  9. richtee

    richtee Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    Yeah... and all those l'il chillin's getting their gifts 'cause ya were SOOO generous to offer $2600 cash... AND a Fatty!
     
  10. deejaydebi

    deejaydebi Smoking Guru

    Well you could always trade off Birthdays and Christmases for several years to come ...[​IMG]

    Happy Birthday hon!
     
  11. richoso1

    richoso1 Smoking Guru OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Maybe a combined Birthday and Christmas gift? Throw in New Year's Eve too....
     
  12. coleysmokinbbq

    coleysmokinbbq Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY POP-POP PHIL!!![​IMG]

    And MANY Happy Returns of the Day!!!


    I hope it works out for you to get that Lang 84!...Like I said in another thread...
    It's right in your front yard!!...Go for it!!!...

    You'll never find a better deal on one!...From the photo in the CraigsList ad,
    I can see that it's the same exactly as Bud & Tonto's M 60 Deluxe...
    Except that this is an 84!!...$3995.00 new plus S & H!...

    Tell the Mrs. that Coley prescribed it for you for your health and well being!...

    If that doesn't work...BEG!!!...[​IMG]...Just kiddin'...

    Good Luck, and I'll keep my fingers crossed for you!...


    Until later...
     
  13. hawgheaven

    hawgheaven Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Thanks you guys... I am trying to work out a way to do this and still be realistic... with a touch of fantasy...

    Dang, I want a Lang!!!

    EDIT: BTW, we have the newest edition of the clan (baby Michael) here as we speak... I ran the idea past him and he seemed okay with it...
     
  14. bigarm's smokin

    bigarm's smokin Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Hey Coley, there is nothing wrong with begging and groveling, even whimpering and sniveling is ok if you have to. [​IMG]
    Now that I think about it, when it comes to a Lang, even kissing certain portions of certain wives anatomys would be acceptable. [​IMG]
     
  15. jmedic25

    jmedic25 Meat Mopper OTBS Member

    Yes I agree with Coley and Big arm... You beg if you must. It's ok. Try groveling and crying. Stomping feet works sometimes. I had to reduce myself to begging to get my lang. It was worth it![​IMG] Good luck and Happy B-day
     
  16. hawgheaven

    hawgheaven Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Aww man Terry, I'd like to say I already did that, butt... [​IMG]
     
  17. richtee

    richtee Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    If all else fails wet yourself. I recommend bourbon. ;{)
     
  18. hawgheaven

    hawgheaven Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Sippin' vodka right now... [​IMG]
     
  19. richtee

    richtee Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    Slip some into a nice sweet fruity-something- you know who to serve it to, in a pretty chilled glass... };{)
     
  20. coleysmokinbbq

    coleysmokinbbq Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

     

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