Walking the Dog

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by allen, Oct 5, 2008.

  1. allen

    allen Smoking Fanatic

    > *A little girl asked her Mom, 'Mom, may I take the dog for
    > a walk around the block?' Mom replies, 'No, because she is
    > in heat.'
    >
    > 'What's that mean?' asked the child.
    >
    > 'Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage.'
    >
    > The little girl goes to the garage and says, 'Dad, may I
    > take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but
    > she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you.'
    >
    > Dad said, 'Bring Belle over here.' He took a rag, soaked
    > it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it
    > to disguise the scent, and said
    > 'OK, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only
    > go one time round the block.'
    >
    > The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with
    > no dog on the leash. Surprised, Dad asked, 'Where's Belle?'
    >
    > ( YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS!!!)
    >
    > The little girl said, 'She ran out of gas about halfway
    > down the block, so another dog is pushing her home.'
    >
    > If you ain't laffin'...
    > You ain't livin'*
     
  2. brandsbay

    brandsbay Meat Mopper SMF Premier Member

    LMAO [​IMG]
     
  3. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    That's a good un!
     
  4. gnubee

    gnubee Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    LMAO [​IMG]
     
  5. kookie

    kookie Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Lol...............thats a good one..............
     

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