Ventriloquist Cowboy

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by watery eyes, Jun 14, 2007.

  1. watery eyes

    watery eyes Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    Ventriloquist Cowboy

    While riding the range one day, a ventriloquist cowboy met an Indian
    riding along with a dog and a sheep and decided to have some fun with

    Cowboy: "Hey, nice dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?"

    Indian: "Dog no talk."

    Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?"

    Dog: "Doin' good."

    Indian is shocked...

    Cowboy: "Is this Indian your owner?" pointing at the Indian.

    Dog: "Yep"

    Cowboy: "How does he treat you?"

    Dog: "Real good. He lets me run free twice a day, feeds me great food,
    and takes me to the lake once a week to play."

    Indian has a look of total disbelief.

    Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"

    Indian: "Horse no talk."

    Cowboy: "Hey horse, how are you?"

    Horse: "Good."

    Cowboy: "Is this your owner?" indicating the Indian again.

    Horse: "Yep"

    Cowboy: "How's he treat you?"

    Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes
    me down often, and keeps me under a tree to protect me from the rain."

    Indian stares in utter amazement....

    Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"

    Indian says, "Sheeps a liar".

  2. pigcicles

    pigcicles Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    LOL aren't they all [​IMG]
  3. LOL!!!! That was good.

    You know why Scots wear kilts?

    Sheeps can hear zippers. [​IMG]

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