1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.
2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?
1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible!
1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from
the cold, I
began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a
peaceful death. What
about you?
2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I
suspected that my
husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch
him in the act.
But instead, I found him all by himself in the den
watching TV.
1st woman: So, what happened?
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there
somewhere that I started running all over the house
looking.
I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into
the basement. Then I went through every closet and
checked under all the beds.
I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and
finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over
with a heart attack and died.
1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the
freezer---we'd both still be alive.
2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?
1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible!
1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from
the cold, I
began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a
peaceful death. What
about you?
2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I
suspected that my
husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch
him in the act.
But instead, I found him all by himself in the den
watching TV.
1st woman: So, what happened?
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there
somewhere that I started running all over the house
looking.
I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into
the basement. Then I went through every closet and
checked under all the beds.
I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and
finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over
with a heart attack and died.
1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the
freezer---we'd both still be alive.
